She is all the things.

Eldest

Eldest is lovely,

She drives me crazy,

Eldest is so funny,

She is so sarcastic I want to poke her in the eye,

Eldest is beautiful,

She uses her pretty eyes to make my buy her more things, she owns all of the things,

Eldest is smart,

She uses her smarts to trick me into things I can no longer go back on, because I bloody agreed already. Arsehole.

Eldest has manners,

After she has given me a bullshit day, she pops out the 'Sorry for today mommy, please forgive me mommy', 'Yes' I reply. 'Thank-you, but you know sometimes when you're mad your face looks a bit too pinky'...

Eldest is wise beyond her years,

She passes her wisdom on to me, every hour of every day, every minute of that hour, and every second and millisecond..  ( I consider duct tape )

Eldest is me in tiny form,

I'm a tit too in that case.

Eldest is my heart,

She took it out the day she was born and has put the squeeze on it everyday since and the stampy feet on it, and some muck on it and then kissed it better.

Eldest is...

Eldest is...

Eldest is a tiny person filled with personality, zazz, umph, love, pride, brains, stupidity, grace, clumsiness, sarcasm and a whole lot more. Honestly? I love her. Even more honesty? She is me and I'm an arsehole.