Friday, 14 September 2012

Why? Why? WHY!?


I have already done a 'why?' meme however I feel like these points are as true now as they were then, with some added extras.

So thank you to Anonomum for tagging me! Your list was fab.

And on to the meat and potatoes of the whole thing. My 'Why' list. 



 Why can you yawn, begin to droop in your chairs, tell me you are sooooo sleepy then the minute you go to bed you are wide awake? WHY?

Why do you always have sticky things in your hair? I bathe you daily, you wash, even when there is no sticky. Eldest why do you always have sticky hair?

Why no matter how many times I tell you, do you continue to wipe your mouth on those clean, freshly out the dryer cloths? In public? and WHY is it always tomato sauce?

Why Mojo do you think it is funny to stick you chubby handies in my mouth and grab my tongue?

Why is there lego on your bedroom floor? I went to great lengths to not buy you lego to avoid the treading on it fiasco. My foot/feet can't take that kind of shock.

Why are the only times you want to bring up the fact I did a poo today, with the person across from us
on the tram?

Mojo, on the theme of poo, why do you wait till the moment we are about to leave the house to take a massive skitty one that travels?

Why is Mr. Tumble funny?

Why don't you want to slap Mister Maker in his face when he mentions 'gloopy glue'?


Why after a horrible day, that involves glue, jam, skitty poo, poo tram talk, wearing fairy wings to the shop, spraying my plants with washing up liquid & numerous tellings off, do I forgive you, go to bed and ready myself for more? 

Why, Mojo, is it okay to have a tantrum about me removing a block from the pile, but when it comes to things line injections you don't mind?

Why is my food, your food too?

Why is it, when you're sweaty it's okay, when I'm sweaty you say I'm a 'stinkyface'? 

Why is it, you can't hear me call you to tidy up, but you can hear me open a chocolate wrapped 7 miles away?

Why don't you wear matching socks? They match all the time, right up until they are on your feet.


So there are just some of the things I would like to ask the spawns.



The Rules
1. Post your whys – as few or as many as you like
2. Link up your post with Mummy Central and post a comment if you can
3. Tag 5 bloggers to keep this going
4. If you’re not a blogger, leave your whys as a comment below. We’d love to read them
5. Show your support by reading a few others and commenting on them

So who to tag? I'm going with the funnies, if you've done one before like I have feel free to recycle!! If you really can't think of anything, don't you worry! Throw a comment in the comment box.

Attempting the Ordinary
Sarah D over at MamaLalaBean
It's Misty... Seriously
3ChildrenandIt
Wallymummy

4 comments:

  1. These were great. I laughed out loud to the poo in the train one. Why is Mr Tumble funny?

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    1. If I ever meet him, I'm gunna give him stink eye. x

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  2. Over from the Friday blog hop. I love these. Mine would be, 'why do you pick your noses openly in public, and then eat what you find.....?!' it's not as if I ever do that!

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  3. Sorrrrrrry it's taken me so long to get round to this x been on hols and all that :) thanks for linking to me ;) I actually have a WHY? pots I did juts before my holiday so I will link up :) xxx yours really made me giggle xxx

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